Banned for being a firefly!

Banned for being a fan of The Last of us 2. I bet you dream of Abby at night.

Banned for owning plenty of Kimodo dragons, but not enough kimono dragons.

Banned for mentioning Kimodo dragons. Those aren't suppose to exist. They're North Korean secretly lab-breed dragons, probably meant to be their new diplomatic bargaining power.

Banned for perpetuating cryptozoological conspiracy theories.

Banned, because you're probably a Sasquatch agent trying to discredit cryptozoology which is a serious science.

Banned for making me think about ant hills as crypto mines. Thanks...

Banned because you somehow remind me of King Bradley.

Banned, because it is most likely the seemingly random juxtaposition of uppercase and lowercase letters that is somewhat reminiscent of KiNgBrAdLeY and you did not consider that fact

Banned for forgetting the king's regnal number. There were 6 King Bradley's before him.

Banned for when King Bradley returns, he will be the 8th spawning.

Banned, for revealing the fact that KiNgBrAdLeYs are not "born"

Banned before he says the name the third time, spawning him. I also confiscate all of his mirrors.

Banned for demanding more chars.

Banned for not telling him that he should be demanding more Chans.