Posted July 11, 2020
Banned for assuming that a thread about falsely banning people for silly reasons has any sort of integrity
JakobFel
New User
Registered: Apr 2017
From United States
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Posted July 11, 2020
You know what's interesting?
When you get banned. Banned!
When you get banned. Banned!
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted July 11, 2020
Banned because instead of running away, you're coming right to me.
morolf
I own Komodo dragons as pets
Registered: Aug 2012
From Germany
Posted July 11, 2020
Banned, because that sounds like you're some shape-shifting monster luring forum users to their deaths.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 11, 2020
Banned, for feeding the man-eating plant!
AlanWWade
Hot Footing It
Registered: Mar 2020
From Sweden
Posted July 11, 2020
Banned for NOT feeding the man-eating plant!
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
Posted July 11, 2020
Banned for watering the man-eating plant!
teceem
Ack Ack Ack!
Registered: Apr 2013
From Belgium
Posted July 11, 2020
Banned for being a boozing man-eating plant.
AlanWWade
Hot Footing It
Registered: Mar 2020
From Sweden
Posted July 11, 2020
Banned for not giving the boozing man-eating plant some booze..
ZyloxDragon
Privately Public
Registered: Nov 2012
From United States
Posted July 12, 2020
Banned for barhopping to a Little Shop of Horrors.
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted July 12, 2020
I ban Zylox for coating my previous keyboard with slick!
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 12, 2020
Banned, because that was not "slick" but stick, more accurately superglue... try going AFK now!
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted July 12, 2020
Banned because seriously, the keyboard was going away from me whenever I leaned a bit, and I was literally been AFK for two weeks!
morolf
I own Komodo dragons as pets
Registered: Aug 2012
From Germany
Posted July 12, 2020
Banned, because it sounds like you're holding your keyboard captive and it's trying to escape from you. Let your keyboard go!
instaboy
Me™
Registered: May 2013
From Norway
Posted July 12, 2020
Banned for advocating the release of keyboards. They are not equipped to survive in the wild.