Banned because I don't understand why people dislike sharks and snakes. Their beady eyes make them cute.

Banned for not disliking horrible creatures.

Banned for not disliking dis-likable dislikes.

Banned for putting too many dislikes in a single sentence.

Banned for dissing dislikes.

banned for sticking up for dislikes

Banned for sticking up for stick-likes.

Banned for "sticking it to the man"

I ban you because it doesn't matter how many times Abby plays fetch with a dog or pals around with kids who rebel against a fertility cult, she takes much pleasure in the prospect of murdering a pregnant woman and also THE FIREFLY-MASSACRING SAVIOR OF HUMANITY.

Banned because Hooyaah's name isn't Abby (I think).

Banned, for revealing that my name is not Abby (ban rescinded for being correct)

I ban you for having a name!

^ Banned, for assuming that I have a name... I may or may not have a name; I only indicated that my name is not Abby.

Banned because I hear you can make a lot of money with a cannabis farm.

Banned for being the next jsidhu762.