Banned for supporting stray cats -- because that's what all domestic cats are.

Banned for denying the objective truth that cats are the best companions

Banned for erroneously believing that 'loner' creatures could possibly be better companions than 'social' creatures, whose penchant for loyalty is the stuff of legends, and for not understanding that cats are their own companion, nobody else's.

Banned for living in denial.

Dogs > Dolphins > Hedgehogs > A Potatoe > Cats!

Edit:
Damnit Hickory, banned for ninjaing my banning of the cat lover above you!

Banned for not bowing to our cat overlords

Banned for bowing to those cats. They are evil I tell you, evil.

Banned for associating cats with evil. Inquisition is already banned. Don't be like them.

Banned for heresy. "Burn him at the stake!"

banned for stuffing animals

^ Banned for stuffing their mouth full of food. With their hands. Even soup.

Banned for giving me the insomniac flu.

Banned for ascending and leaving us all behind and unenlightened...

Banned for banning near enough everyone on this forum.

Banned for not banning them too, or instead of me, you!

^ Banned for arguing against a well deserved ban.