Banned for badmouthing Star-Chen, being blind to their magnificence and not guessing their origin correctly

Banned, because I'm sure your starchan is an evil succubus who likes to emasculate men and then devours them, I have it on the authority of some experienced inquisitors. Be glad you got away in time from her. Now that I've told you this, can you please forget her?

Banned for trying to remove competition in an attempt to have starchan to yourself.

Banned because there is no competition at all; my Star-Chan is LOCAL, PRECIOUS and one of a kind, in the same locale; any other Star-Chen are outside both my interest and jurisdiction (even of my sixth sense)

Banned for evolving combat wearing a halo.

Banned because judging from the state i am currently in, i must be wearing that horrible cap of the penitent one

Banned because "The penitent man will pass."

Banned because that's a hard pass (drum rimshot noise effect).

Banned for not passing the penitent exam.

Edit: ninja'd

Banned, for... "You shall not pass!"

Banned because I passed with a Z+-. It's the only grade higher than an A++.

Banned because I passed with a Z+-+.

Banned because you hacked your grade with C++.

Banned because you smashed the ban-o-meter with a bantastic ban. Now go pick up the pieces. Somebody might get hurt.

Banned, but don't worry. Because, knowing full well that a banning was ill-deserved, a courier had already been dispatched sufficiently in advance that your pardon should arrive momentarily. This action is fully in keeping with the rules of this thread and has already been sanctioned and agreed to by the staff at GOG. Thank you for playing.