Banned because I have a power and no reason and I want to violate my power so it's as good reason as any - I banish you!

Banned because you banned your friend and ally; i tovarish, comrade, <3 mother Russia and think of people there as bros!

KiNgBrAdLeY7 = Hate Germans + Love Russians

Banned for not respecting everyone equally regardless of race, religion, or country of origin

Banned as not everyone deserves the same level of respect(some people of any group are douches, for example), and for seemingly forgetting that respect must be earned. ;)

Banned for not remembering that disrespect must also be earned, before given to someone.

Banned because generally it's the ego of the one, outweighs the egos of the many.

However I'm also taking back my ban because I like the disrepect must be earned before being given to someone.

Banned, because taking back a ban risks creating a temporal paradox and destroying the entire universe. Don't do it again, I beg you!

Banned for not pointing out that the same universe (The Banning Universe, presumably) could permanently lose its banana shape. That, more than its destruction, would be the greater tragedy.

Banned, because it's dangerous if the universe keeps its banana shape, a giant monkey might come and eat the universe.

Banned for not recognizing that what you identify as "a giant monkey" is actually the Great Attractor. The banana universe is attracted to it and unable to resist the pull.

Banned because nobody knows what the hell that means.

Banned for getting your image from Wikipedia and then pretending that you actually own Komodo dragons and that you photographed one.

Banned, because Morolf's avatar is more interesting than yours and shows some personality

Banned because nature is scary, hierarchies are pyramids and there is everywhere a circle of life (or death): cat eat mice kill snakes and chew birds, dog maul cats, etc

Banned for being a Lion KiNgBrAdLeY7.

Banned, for being Sanghelios' ring-tailed mammalian zealot