Banned, for posting false information

Banned for posting credible information. Wait, what.

Banned for consuming edible information from the mainstream media without any question.

Banned, for impudently deigning to retain your independent thought processes

Banned for retaining and processing independent/impudent deigns.

Banned because the procedure has been processed and you aren't to be retained.

Banned, but that was a winning retort, sir knight!

KiNgBrAdLeY7 and Hooyaah are both banned for displaying mirrored rep numbers. What arcane bond is revealed here; what unholy dichotomy?

Banned because the only dichotomy that actually bothers me and i trully care for, is the one between me and my local, precious Star-Chan.

^ Banned, for not admitting that you are the anti-me!

Banned because the only thing i will ever admit, is that i miss my local, precious Star-Chan terribly and that i am very sorry for mishandling the situation, even though others had been at fault!

Banned for handling the situation the way that they did.

Banned for leaving me clueless as to what had been going on.

Banned because you didn't listen when I explained it to you.

Banned, because you will likely have to explain it again repeatedly