Banned for weaponized Booyah! posting

Banned because you should stew my booyah.

Banned, because knights are obsolete, their ridiculous armour is easily pierced by fireweapons and therefore they're no use in Gog's coming war against the evil S.T.E.A.M AI. We need less knights, more cyborgs.

Banned because cyborgs are obsolete and with faulty AI. We should hire witchers, pay in gold upfront and get the girls out.

Banned because you only need one dragon.

@KingBradley: Banned, because witchers are all a bunch of sex-mad perverts and drug-addicted mutant freaks, we're not going to hire such trash.

@ZyloxDragon: Banned, because if you're a real dragon, you ought to share your treasure hoard with the forum.

Banned for triggering all the power-hungry sex-maddened witcher-lovers full of delusions of grandiose!

@morolf

Banned because monarchs hire witchers on special occasions, those become excellent bodyguards under the correct circumstances and cannot use fisstech (only in witcher 1 that had been possible and still, it cannot affect them permanently, since they are mutants). Also, remember their efficiency, especially against golems; for what is a cyborg, other than a futuristic, glorified, "shrinked" golem with finesse and a little bit of (artificial at that) intelligence?

@TonyMarqulis

Banned because a night with a princess, might make the witcher work for free and risk his neck against any monster, or even a horde of them! One being practical has nothing to do with delusions and imagining grandiose.

Banned for writing a long and boring post which should have just been a snappy sentence.

Banned, for snapping out a comment instead of posting something more interesting

Banned for trying to trap members into posting interesting stuff and then ban them.

Banned for making a joke and not ending it with "lol xD".

Banned because, in here, joking will have you banned on sight.

Banned because you don't give me hints and tips, on how to reclaim my "lost", local, star-chan.

Banned because I wasn't asked to sit, but you look like the kind of man who wouldn't want to waste a chair.