Banned, because you obviously understand what a "pen name" is, but you don't wont to share your knowledge.

Banned for pushing Hooyaah to go public with his knowledge.

Banned because Fallout 76 is coming to PC soon. I would actually be excited if the game wasn't a !@#$ing dumpster fire. One of the things they advertised was NPCs in their games. That's like saying your car has a speedometer. Why wasn't it there in the first place?

Banned, because not a bit of that is the fault of le_chavalier

Banned for not letting me use a scapegoat.

Banned, for wanting to employ a whipping boy

Banned for not wearing a weird red had while you whip it good!

Banned, for Devo-ting time to that post

Banned for the voting time to that post.

Banned for having too high Rep and too many stars.

Banned because I'm 1337, like an obnoxious child from 20 years ago.

Banned for showing your 80085.

Banned because I demand that at least one of the groups working on the current outbreak be called the Quaran-team

Failure to do so means the virus will win; and we will be learning to speak...whatever language viruses speak.

^ Banned, for the virus speaks only fear; we are they who either control our fear or succumb to it.

Banned for not taking the pills that Dr. Mario prescribed you.