Banned because you aren't Luculius (deriving from Lucullus)

Banned because I hate fighting Lucas in Smash Bros.

Banned, because you crush on Lucy Liu

Banned because your current rep right now represents some multiplications of three.

Banned for wearing your helmet sideways.

Banned for wearing gloves inside out.

Banned, for wearing your clothes inside out instead of laundering them

Banned for using your magic power to inspect the clothes currently being worn by an online user with a default profile picture instead of utilizing it for a much greater purpose.

Banned for the power to see what we wear grants the greater purpose of knowledge, and knowledge is power.

Banned, because sometimes seeing through what we wear is not always a pleasant experience

Banned because you make me had a glimspe on a past experience. And, no, it was not a pleasant experience.
And no, I won't talk about it.

Banned because of that one time in band camp...

Banned, because of that incident with the trombone...

Banned because there is no Tm (technical machine) named "Tombstoner".

Banned because TMs are reusable, but the better ones are now one use TRs.