Banned, because you must be that "someone in wrapping" that Judy (the adorable little elf who makes the best hot cocoa) is "seeing!"

Banned for watching mommy kiss Santa Claus. Like in that song I vaguely remember.

Banned for not preventing his mommy from kissing Santa Claus, which I bet would make his father jealous.

Banned because I still don't know what scroll lock does.

Banned for not getting that that is a bastardized spelling of skrull and that that key is used to keep out evil aliens from our planet. o.0

Banned for smuggling in illegal aliens; just stick to the quarantine and curfew scedule, damnit!

Banned for not bowing down to our soon to be Corona Overlords o.0 ;D

Banned for advocating the ceding of power away from we, the people

Banned because people should never have any power, since they're not responsible enough to use it wisely, whether they can see all ends or not.

Banned for I agree with you.

Open up a blank spreadsheet in Excel. Move around the screen with the arrow keys. Then press scroll lock, and move around the screen with the arrow keys.

Banned, for agreeing with him

Banned because Paradox Studios DLC is required for that feature to work.

Banned because I found 3 minute footage of a Welsh town overrun by goats during lockdown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIiv7y4J_Sk

Banned for getting my goat!

Banned for trying to keep the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test to yourself.