Banned because you oppose Q

Banned for cryptic statements, because it's not clear which Q you're referring to (the one from Star Trek? The one from the James Bond movies? Or someone else?). We don't need confused people in our forum who can't express their thoughts clearly.

Banned because you too, are against the last line of defense against a dystopian future (and the criminals who brew it). You are uninitiated, unenlightened and obviously, an OUTSIDER!!!

Banned for being In vs Out. Just do both repeatedly, and afterwards just shake it all about.

Banned for nearly causing me to spew coffee all over my keyboard.

>.<

Banned for not having protection on the pokeys.

Banned because the best thing is to shake it, while still in; then wait a little bit and after that then, out.

Banned for being so hokey.

Banned for being so "pokey."

Banned for poking your nose where it doesn't belong.

Banned because I want to know if you get to the Cloud District very often.

Banned for I saw a roll of toilet paper the other day.

Banned because paper obsession is at least dumb.

Should be banned because he hasn't said anything controversial or insightful to the community.

Banned, because that's not true, in fact Bradley is an extremely controversial commenter, just look at his reputation.