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Banned because Banish language may only be used in Banland.
Banned, because I had to do so in order to comply
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Banned for getting a long distance hair cut.
Post edited March 12, 2020 by jsidhu762
Banned for getting an even longer distance haircut, which is so far away that it doesn't touch your hair at all and is actually an "aircut".
^ Banned for getting a hair cut and for paying a days wages to have that one single strand of hair cut.
Banned because you need a haircut.
Banned for haircuts are not a necessity of life so it is not needed. Toilet paper apparently is though?
Post edited March 13, 2020 by ZyloxDragon
Banned because Italy closed down barber shops.
Banned because there will be many hairy Italians.
Banned because the bald ones will be putting spaghetti to cover their bald areas.
Banned for not promoting natural snake oil application treatment, for therapy against loss of hair!
Banned because today I learned that I should wrap myself in toilet paper. That way, the corona virus will think I'm a mummy, and it can't infect me if I'm already dead.
Banned for buying that embalming nostrum from that snake oil salesman
Banned for not allowing the snake oil salesman to pass. He could bring fresh supply of anti-coronavirus toilet paper rolls desperately needed.