Banned for being on time.

Banned for being too cheerful on dreary mornings.

Banned because nobody is cheerful, during an early morning awakening!

^ Banned because that's inaccurate... what if you were to awaken one morning blissfully intertwined with your precious StarChan, eh?

Banned because accuracy is a myth on the Internet.

Banned because I don't need accuracy, I have aimbot.

Banned for spamming the AOL chatrooms with a bot.

Banned for spam-chatting a room full of bots while on LOA

Banned because you showed me the correct star, oh wizard, but we forgot to calculate the light years and the afterimage of said star; where it used to be, there is nothing anymore, the star expired, but it takes thousand years to notice that.

Banned for not knowing that the stars we cannot yet see are the ones whose light has yet to reach us

Banned for reaching for the stars and burning your fingers.

Banned for hanging out with Bradley while he goes dumpster diving for all those delicacies no one treats him to.

Banned for being a loner and not joining in on the Ronald McDonald Specials. We're lovin' it!

Banned because loners may need some love too

Banned because that's why there are prostitutes.