Banned because all the cough syrup is gone now.

Banned because all the coughing was just a signal.

I like to Iples all Ibananas and banned because of no coughing when vaping ^

Banned because coughing is incredibly annoying, so shut up!!!

Banned because I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those medlling kids!

Banned for blaming the innocent meddling kids.

Banned because those children were guilty... of meddling.

Banned because I had a dream. That four score and seven years ago, my fathers asked not what my country could do for me, but... knock-knock Neo. Take the pill, as there can only be one!

Confused I feel today, yes?

Banned for robbing a pharmacy and swallowing all the pills when you saw the police arriving.

Banned for being a snitch

Banned because I have nothing to snitch about. I'm sure digested pills aren't proof of a robbery. Sure, he should've shared some with me, but I'm not that petty.

Banned for claiming not to be Tom Petty.

Banned because I'm still alive... so clearly not Tom Petty.

Banned for making me remember that Portal video-game song.

Banned for reminding me of the Picard song.