Banned because the only war worth fighting for is world war 6

Banned because there isn't any war happening; blasting the "head" of the enemy pre-emptively from the shadows, usually demoralizes any opponent (especially since both it and its future replacement, croaked together)!

And banned because prolonged firefights have horrendous costs, plus are messy!

Banned for using the word "exquisite" to describe death, you weird pervert with a death fetish.

Banned because the wheel of life must turn, Raziel!

Banned because Mondays are better with alcohol.

Banned for telling the truth :D.

^ banned for being knackered before noon

Banned for cleaning your vinyl records with wood glue.

^Banned for not treating me to delicious wood glue and paper bag(optional). ;D

Banned for concealing your true form through the use of excessive bright light.

Banned for closing your visor to shield yourself from the light.

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Good one....it's actually a line drawing I found in a contest thread and decided to use as my avatar(full pic is by Yogsloth and is posted to my Offtopic Forum Boogaloo thread if anyone wants to see what it is of). :)

Banned for staring at the approaching headlights like a deer.

^Banned for not being awed by my demonic avatar(picked to match my equally vile rep score)

Mwahahahaha?

^ Banned for being one point shy (at the time of this post) of a negative 666 rep