Banned because I come from the far past.

Banned for being Genghis Khan and trying to conquer to future (starting with the GOG forum).

^ Banned for accusing Jsidhu752 of being a man with the power

Hooyaah should be banned because I framed them for a heinous crime. It was after spreading baseless rumors about them thinking only about "joy sticks".

Banned for trying to frame other users, and being stupid enough to admit it openly.

Banned because those frames will be hanging on GOG museum walls for centuries to come.

Banned, because you'll be put in the museum yourself as a permanent exhibit ("Former Gog forum commenter, banned by Morolf the Wise in 2019 AD").

^ Banned because, "even 'Morolf the (very) Wise' cannot see all ends."

Banned for sympathizing with a creep like Gollum, you bleeding heart do-gooder.

Banned for thinking that a bleeding heart goody two shoes could sympathize with creeps that lives in caves.

Banned because you yarr'ed all those old-school games on your account when you were a kid, back before GOG existed, and you're only buying them on-sale now so that the guilt doesn't kill you inside.

Banned for completing the creeps/caves rhyme they started.

Banned because we're on to the next creepy cave. Adventure awaits!

Banned because I don't remember you inviting all of us to the next cave.

Banned because YOU ARE STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK BUILDING.
AROUND YOU IS A FOREST. A SMALL STREAM FLOWS OUT OF THE BUILDING AND
DOWN A GULLY.