Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for being a crocodile in the Nile.
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for walking like an Egyptian.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for wrapping up that post tighter than a mummy
DavidOrion93
Dean of Gaming
Registered: Jun 2014
From United States
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for failing to renew the Nile River with your seed annually as the old gods demanded.
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for worshiping Sobek, instead of the true god, Anubis!
lz8
Art? What art?
Registered: Nov 2013
From United States
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for believing in the superiority of Anubis -- what hubris!
morrowslant
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Registered: Sep 2009
From United States
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for not believing in the superiority of Donkey Kong.
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned because I doubt anyone would even acknowledge the superiority of someone or something who calls himself by the name of Donkey Kong while not being an actual donkey.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned, because the only true Kong is King Kong!
kimaro
old user
Registered: Jul 2011
From Sweden
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned because Gandalf the grey
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for being a conjurer of cheap tricks.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for wanting him to want you.
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned because Will Smith noticed you noticing him. So he just wants to put you on notice that he noticed you, too.
Sh4d0w66-----lID
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Registered: Jan 2012
From Vatican City
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned because i have to ban you so i can socialize in a stupid manner while i try not to hurt anybody's feelings, instead of masturbating on Tomb Raiden from 90's :D.
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted October 01, 2019
Banned for being attracted to the elder god from Mortal Kombat.