Banned because only the nose knows.

Banned because the nose never snows

Banned because you aren't romantic like me; next time you exchange a French kiss with your girl, gently touch her nosetip with yours and rub your face softly on hers sideways, as if you were cats!

Banned for calling yourself romantic. You need someone else to corroborate that claim. Someone else who's not from your family.

Banned for calling KB out on his incest.

Banned for French kissing a cat, and for finally displaying a real photograph of your face.

Banned for not knowing about "Eskimo kisses"

Banned because you got ultra salty and triggered, from my usual, toxic irony joke; this isn't my face and you just deal with it!

Banned for not knowing Eskimo traditional customs well enough; those wonderful people with their greatest hospitality the world all over, put mere French kissers to shame and leave them with much more to be desired!

Banned for calling Inuit "Eskimos". You'll be sent to tolerance camp for that.

Banned because you look so orange. That must be because you use the newer energy-efficient lightbulbs.

Banned for littering electrolytes.

Banned for sticking yourself into a box and electrocuting yourself.

Banned for kink shaming.

Banned because now I'm fink shaming.

Banned for pussyfooting around

Banned because: "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy"