Banned for not running your soup through a filter.

Banned for allowing filters. Freedom of soup is a right and should not be oppressed.

Banned for popagating soupist ideas.

Banned because you didn't convince my star-chan, to appear again, in my route.

Banned for being unaware that StarChan has a seething disdain for thee.

Banned because, that seething disdain had been carefully cultivated, by the lies that the hissing, forked tongues of a subhuman trash bunch, spouted and banned because, my star-chan had initially been MINEEEEE

Banned because of hissing and spitting.

Banned for snarling and blowing your nose on the begonias.

Banned because that's who this is all about? That's why you keep referring to her as your "star"? Oh, give me a fucking break. Have you ever even met this girl in person or do you just stalk her online? And who the hell are all these subhuman trash with "hissing, forked tongues", and what exactly did they do, anyway?

Banned because I'm sure that whatever reason she doesn't like you has a lot more to do with your personality and your stubbornness and relentless badgering of everyone about a topic which has long since been exhausted, more than because of anything that anyone else likely did.

Banned because the letter E in the word "mine" is silent, so putting a bunch of them at the end doesn't actually do any good, unless you want to pronounce the word like "Minnie", but with the second syllable stretched out for a long time.

banned for banning like it's 1999

Banned for promoting the irrational fear of 2k computer bug.

Banned for undermining my business plan.

Banned for doing business on-line, that is so 21st century.

Banned for illegal time travelling.

Banned. Because. My. Star-chan. Isn't. Online. But. Only. Offline. And. Strictly. Locally. At. That. Too.

And banned because of course i am stubborn and relentless, since they backstabbed me, stole from me the most precious human i have ever managed to tie myself with and because, i know they follow me here and there anyway; so a bit more drama never hurts.

And banned because Star-chan here has nothing to do with MY starry treasure; after all she is Norse, while my precious is Polish (she somehow tries to pass as Italian and regularly goes to Italy on vacation, though).

Banned for such an odious, lengthy post