Banned for being a cute pirate. Pirates shouldn't supposed to be cute.

^ Banned for gargling with oven cleaner.

^ Banned for peeping on Rievier when they're in the privacy of their bathroom - or so they think.

Banned for showing nothing else besides one eye...

Banned for being a pirate without a beard.

Banned for using that reason to ban me for second time, not paying attention before! :P I have a beard already; it is just that is is a stylish goatee instead of full facial hair!

Twice on the one page that's an instant banning offense...

^ Banned for letting the dog squeeze the yellow chicken to death.

^ Banned for excessive cleavage.

^ Banned for openly staring at cleavages of possible minors on a family-friendly forum.

^ Banned for excessively rolling up and down 441 looking for the beach.

Because I want to.

^because your avatar is throwing grim looks at me; you ought to have picked a happier one! :(

^ Because your avatar does not seems happy either

^ Banned for promoting that uninspired MS Metro style with their avatar.