Banned for being a slow down dropped menu...

Banned for lack of imagination.

Banned for imagining what Trooper1270 is lacking.

Banned because a mere trooper is nothing, before The Ubersoldier.

Banned for militarism.

Banned because I'm not a mere trooper, but The Trooper... :p

Edit: Banned for being a Ninja.

Banned, because there's nothing special about being a trooper. Adding "The" in front of your name as if it was some special title is merely pretentious, and we don't want that here.

EDIT: And you're only Trooper Nr.1270...there are literally 1269 other troopers before you, probably all with higher rank!

Banned for not realizing that 1270 isn't a rank, but a secret inside-joke that only me, Trooper1270 and two others know about.

Banned, because inside jokes aren't allowed on Gog.

Banned because there's always an exception. Inside jokes that only GOG users know.

Banned, because only VIP users like me are allowed inside jokes.

Banned for being an inside joke activist.

Banned for not realising that there are 'outside' jokes too...

Banned for putting me on the outside of an inside joke.

Banned for being an inside man.