Banned for not believing into something that by investing belief into it, can bring minor alterations and influence the course of some things, especially by foresight and foreknowledge.

Banned for being incredibly naive.

1058 pages!? You know there's fun video games you can play right? XD

Banned for not banning the person above you.

Banned for being incredibly predetermined, "blind" (especially third eye/pineal gland wise) and depriving yourself of the basic, good-old, "experiment-results" stage. They are being called occult-"sciences" for a reason, you know and especially the eastern ones, have noticable outcomes.

Y U NO BAN ME?!?!?! BANNED!

Banned for thinking that half a bracelet was attractive.

Banned for assuming that he thinks it's attractive.

Banned, because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Banned for thinking a beholder is beautiful.

Banned for thinking

Banned for anti-intellectualism. And for not referring to DavidOrions D&D allusion about beholders. As punishment you'll be thrown in a beholder cave.

Banned for beholding a cave of wonders.

Banned for wondering a cave of beholders.

Banned for caving in to behelding a wonder!