Banned for challenging Satan to a rock off.

Banned because Satan tricked me in the pact and twisted my wish horribly; and he put on me the mark of Cain as well, among other negative influences (i hate being a hated wanderer with no place to belong and no humans to take pity or sympathy towards).

Banned for looking for sympathy...

Banned for looking for a symphony.

Banned because there is a cacophony from the fates.

Banned for coughing and sneezing at the same time. You know you can accidentally bite your tongue off while doing that ?...

Banned for not coughing, sneezing and breaking wind at the same time. It would be a great combo. A rare achievement to be proud of and has an area of effect effect.

Banned because i've actually almost done that

Banned because coughing and sneezing are incredibly annoying so STFU!!!!!!!!!!

Banned because even cats cough and sneeze.

Banned for not taking your cat to the vet.

Banned for not giving to the cat him medicine.

Banned for partial Yoda speak.

Banned for star trek references

Banned for confusing Star Trek with Babylon 5.