banned for wanting cookies

Banned for existing

Banned for not existing.

Banned for having a account on GOG and now will have NO account on GOG.

Banned because there is a bounty on my head. $5,000,000 to bring me in banned or alive.

I refuse to ban you because the bounty on your head is rather silly, I will not have any of it.

Banned for not banning the one above you as per the thread guidelines.

(Also a pseudo ban on KingBradley for not banning me earlier ITT above when he had to do so as per the thread guidelines[he chose someone else in that case])

Banned for being a slandering philanderer.

Banned for being an uncaring, heartless bureaucrat who cares only about his rules and insists on banning jsidhu for no good reason.

EDIT: Too slow...Dr_Adder gets banned for his endorsement of a horrible concept like "Permadeath". Depressing in real life, has no place in games!

banned for never trying hardcore mode in certain games (minecraft etc)

Banned for not strafing in ultraviolence difficulty.

Banned for not charging into the enemy with reckless disregard to your own life.

Banned for promoting allahu ackbar

Or this

Banned for have to many Games on GOG

Banned because greater love hath no ban than this. That a man lay down his ban for his friends.