Banned for being a misanthrope and not seeing the good in humanity.

Banned for displaying the chalked-up outline of a murdered chesspawn.

Banned because, those miserable little piles of secrets (sercrets that i saw through, at that), tried to kill me even, indirectly but still...

I'm going to ignore Bradley's post, because his endless whining is boring.

@Starchan: Banned for an excessively vivid imagination. You obviously have played too much chess which had a bad effect on your mental development...should have sticked to video games!

Banned for breaking the sacred rules and whining about someone's whining.

Banned for making me whine about someone whining about someone who whines about whining.

Banned for whining about wine.

Banned for using imprecise language and not making it clear, whether you're referring to the alcoholic beverage or to the linux thingie.

Banned for using thingies rather than thongs.

Banned for excluding greeblies + doodads.

Banned for cracking doodad jokes.

Banned for breaking doohickies and thingamajigs.

Banned for breaking doodads, doohickies, thingamajigs and billiard balls with your superman butt like Superman.

Banned for damaging intelligibility beyond repair.

Banned because my precious star was damaged beyond repair and corrupted by others.