Banned because even though i crave exotic delicacies, i would NEVER, under ANY circumstances, put an insect in my mouth, no matter how hungry i was!

Banned for being choosy about food.

Banned because the Bug Brain watches all.

Banned for referring to "Starship troopers" which promotes militarism and racism against bug aliens.

banned for not supporting the zerg

Banned because he kind of did.

Banned for multiple terms of service violations

Banned according to the formula:

(1 ban x times appearing in the 'just three words' thread in the past) x (+2 bans for each future appearance in the aforementioned thread, squared)

(If economy of banning is not an issue, the squaring may be dispensed with.)

Banned for posting a mathematical formula which is confusing to the mathematically challenged like me. Banning should be simple fun!

Prohibido por no escribir en español.

Banned because I am mathematically challenged as well, and that's when making formulas are fun (as long as mathematically adept persons do not come along and screw it all up).
Banned because you almost made me ban you in my native language.

Banned because you don't use body language.

Banned for life.

Banned because banning in body language may be interpreted as violence.

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Banned, because there's nothing wrong with violence. Most video games contain violence after all.