Banned because I am not a morning person.

Banned for constantly telling everyone to kill Hitler.

Banned for being pro-Hitler.

Banned for no reason at all.

Banned for being unreasonable.

Banned for getting in the way of me banning morolf for thinking I'm pro-Hitler because he/she didn't recognize my Danger 5 reference.

Banned for not rerolling initiative.

Banned for rolling your own cigarettes with a rolling pin and then rolling them down the street.

Banned for mentioning cigarettes without warning of the cancer risk.

Banned for trying to pin cancer on smoking with some weak correlation, there's not enough evidence to support such claim. For all we know, smoking might be good for the health; especially for teenagers and children who might be victims of opportunity cost in terms of coolness and healh benefits.

Banned for rogue usage of semicolons.

Banned for making me think roguish thoughts of only semi-using a colon.

Banned for supporting rogue users of auto-colons.

Banned for "We....belong...dead" purposes.

You are banned. It was in your horoscope. Check it if you don't believe me.