Banned for having a inappropriate profile pic with a butt

Banned for not really being a Cyborg.

Banned for not knowing i am a real cyborg

Banned for peeing on the lava rocks in the sauna :P

Banned for bringing up traumatic childhood memories. Damn you person in my hockey team that took a piss on the lava rocks in the sauna, that steam is still the stuff of nightmares.

Banned for not pouring sulfuric acid on the lava rocks.

Banned for being obsessed with red and lava.

Banned for having too many colors in his profile picture.

Banned for not embracing diversity of color.

Banned because I've not visited the forums for a few weeks, I'm a miserable old git, and because I felt like it.

Banned because I don't know what a git is, but do know that grits are vile.

Banned because your references aren't in order.

Banned because from chaos comes order.

Banned because the Grandmaster of the order asked.

Banned because Grandmaster Flash sucks.