Banned for smooching in the back row of the cinema.

Banned for smooching cinematically in the back row of... the chicken coop.

Banned for being romantically involved with the chickens in the chicken coop.

Banned for crossing chickens on the road during a coup.

Banned for trying to make chickens cross during heavy traffic, so that they do not get to the other side.

Banned because I can't think of a hen and cock pun.

Banned for being chicken and not winging it.

Banned for feeling like chicken tonight.

Banned for an eggcellent comeback.

Because you tried to sniff Karen's fart, except this one was the scentless kind. Unfortunately you got too close to her bootie bubble butt and she said,"Hey!" Now she wants you banned so there.

Banned because your description sounds gross.

Banned because I don't know what the description is because I didn't bother reading it. I'll do it tomorrow. Promise.

Banned for ignoring the description

Banned because according to the sitcom Home Improvement, real men don't need instructions.

Banned for gluing a board to your forehead and having almost 1000 reputation points.