Banned for having an anime avatar instead of an animated avatar.

Banned for reanimating corpses.

Banned for trying to make a Frankenstein monster out of one pork shoulder, three eggs, some squid brains, the torso of an elephant and the stomach of a yak!

Banned for describing a recipe that reminds me of the one that I found in the booklet included with Atom Heart Mother.

Banned for revealing the plans of the improved Frankenstein, and for making me hungry.

Banned for being hungry when you have a perfectly fine arm in front of you. So what if it's your own arm!

Banned for not offering up your own arm as charitable sacrifice to help this poor starving person in need, and for running around with an expired medical license with a picture that doesn't even match your face, and the person in the photo has been dead for over three decades now.

Banned because too long, didn't read.

Banned for short attention span.

Banned for shorter attention span.

Banned for having a name that makes me crave salt & vinegar chips.

Banned for forgetting to add some good ole' stringy Toe Cheese to the salt and vinegar chips.

Banned for being ToeJam and criticizing Earl about his food preferences.

Banned because Earl is an orange fat-ass, and he'll just have to deal with that fact as long as he's stuffing his face.

Banned because you are not on Earl's list.