Banned for being Billy Bob Thornton.

Banned for impersonating Sponge-Bob.

Banned for sponging his bob. Whatever that means...

Banned because I don't want to be banned...I want to be a dentist.

Banned for denting ists.

Banned because all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Banned for being a persistent laugher, if that's even a word.

Banned for being a persistent helmet wearer, if that's even a head.

Banned for not liking helmets. They are amazing, okay?

Banned for not using a picture of Milva as your avatar.

Banned for being transparent, so that I can see stars through you.

Banned for hiding behind a screen of blood.

Banned for, well.... while he actually got rid of krampus, however, the bullets also penetrated all the children, presents, and the elfs while in a blood-rage. The post-mortem investigation revealed that he got hold of some ancient berserker artefact some time ago after loosing his beloved to The Cult of Clowns.

Banned for leaking evidence to the press.

Banned for censoring the truth.