Banned for hands in pants.

Banned for putting pants on sponges.

Banned for spongey fingers.

Banned for Ridiculously Negative Rep

Banned, because negative rep means two things:

a. Forum stalkers, who stalk you about when you log in to post each day, keep your posts in screenshots and downvote in groups, your older posts first, so as you won't even notice...

b. Programmers, one or two hackers and the occasional computer person, sneaking scripts in the forums and automated procedures, to do various things... Even remove posts of yours entirely!

c. You didn't search for older discussions on the matter; shame on you! Now, you are a healthy "Jerkmutter" target, as well... Whoopsie

Banned because you mentioned three.

Banned for rejecting a bonus answer.

Banned because there are two kinds of people: those who can count.

Banned for Count Dracula.

Banned because you don't know your vampires right; Count Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi, was the real demon.

Banned for being well versed in literature

Banned for not being literate in verses.

Banned for being versed in Winestein's sexual scandals; and here we all thought that "oranges" were rotten!

Banned for letting the Clockwork Oranges rot.

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