Tallima: Terrible Translations I feel bad for saying it because most of you have experienced far worse than I could ever imagine. But when a game heavy in story is translated poorly, I'm out.
Desmight: Oh god... this is huge. I agree.
I'll tell you something tragically funny. The english word "Log" in italian can be translated in two ways:
1) "Ceppo/Tronco" which is the "wood" one.
2) "Registro/Diario" which is the "report/diary" one.
Well, in Fallout 3 you could use a wood log as a chair in a specific quest, but in the italian version it was translated in the other way: it was like "sit on that diary"
I have a kind of similar but much worse story. Several years ago, a cousin and I were playing a copy of Constructor that came with a gaming magazine, and they obviously went for the localized portuguese version.
We were enjoying the game until we started having trouble with one mission that demanded (I'll translate to english here) "You must build 5 houses of three floors (plus furnishings), etc. in one city block". Failing this mission was an immediate game over.
We thought it was weird. Only the biggest block in that city map would be big enough for the task and you could have been unlucky enough to have already used it for other stuff (or worse, it could be owned by a competitor). Moreover, nowhere in the game so far it was stated how many floors a house had. It was simply not a game mechanic. Yet we failed the mission over and over. It got to the point that my cousin was analyzing sprites of houses to try and ascertain how many floors there were.
In a flash of inspiration after several more defeats I told him that it had to be a mistranslation. We downloaded a pira... err, an online backup in the original english and the mission read like this: "You must build three level-five houses plus furnishings in one city block".
If I could kill the guy responsible for localization that day...
(Just in case you haven't played Constructor : House levels
are a game mechanic. Houses level one are available when you only have a sawmill, level two unlock after you create a cement factory, etc., No relation to floors whatsoever)