I am sorry for our team (some unnamed defenders in particular) for ruining your joke. :-)
They were supposed to be favourites of the group but ended 4th instead and yesterday they were down 0-3 after scoring own goal among other things. Then it got ruined bit for ZFR because one of our defenders got sent out and another awful one came in play and it ended 3-2 so they did score and ruined it for ZFR.

No difference,they both only have 1 BALL.

Although having one of the best footbal team in the world, Netherlands failed to qualify to Euro 2016. They had slim chances anyway but they lost the last game, and finished on the 4th place in their group.

Is strange to see them not playing at Euro 2016, as this edition will feature 24 teams (instead of 16 as in previous editions) and even weak teams manage to qualify. In other words they blow it big time.

No. Just no.

I thought you are not from Earth.

Wait what, The Netherlands aren't located on Earth?
I might be in trouble if that's the case.

Q: What's the difference between tinyE and the Netherlands football team?

A: It's more enjoyable watching tinyE post than watching a football game.

Yeah, the misssus mentioned that, its the FIFA rankings, so begs the question of how such as small country can afford all the bribes (oh yes, home to the commission, I forgot). Although this does by proxy, make England top as they all play here :oO Well its a bit like American football, has an inflated object and players, however ours is more focused on the 1.5seconds of action between to half hours of adverts :o)
Well, its very dependant on the tides.

Well it is some land in the Nether, so people believe it is under Earth.

There is quite a rivalry between Netherlands and Germany in soccer that leads in Germany to a latent hate of the colour orange (the colour of Netherlands national team) to some "racist" jokes like this:

In a railway compartment a Hollander and German sitting side by side and on the opposite side there are sitting a nun and a young woman in a miniskirt. When the train drives through a tunnel the lights go off and the compartment is completely dark. Suddenly there is a bang and then it's quiet again until the train leaves the tunnel.

The Hollander rubs his red swollen cheek and thinks:
Damn, the German must have tried to paw the woman but caught the nun and she then accidentally hit me.

The nun thinks: The Hollander has certainly tried to paw the woman and she has then hit him.

The young woman thinks: The Hollander has certainly tried to paw but caught the nun and she hit him.

The German thinks: In the next tunnel I'm going to slosh the Hollander again.
^^

I'm pretty sure that was Uranus.

Germany vs Holland

If you have ever driven around Brussels then you will know that pretty normal driving, place meiser for example has a nice combination of roundabout with two main roads crossing and bus lane's through it, rally cross just cant compete!

Good, orange is an awful colour anyway. :P

Yea, it can be a real trafficjungle especially when you're not familiar, there is a roundabout in the city of Nijmegen which would make busy thirdworld cities proud.

Still, it beats driving in the UK with all those wrongway drivers, it really seems they try to kill off foreigners. :^P