tinyE might score someday...


What's the difference between a penguin and the Netherlands football team?
A penguin's wings are more useful.

What do you call it when the Dutch team scores?
An own goal.

How do you keep Dutch tresspassers off your field?
Put up a goalpost.

An optimist sees a half full cup, a pessimist sees a half empty cup. The Dutch will never see a cup.


(These were more funny when it was 0-3. Still...)

That's actually true. Penguins use them to fly under water. :P

[slow clap]

We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!

What's the similarity between the Dutch football team and Santa Clause?

Answer:
˙ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ʇᴉ uᴉ sǝʌǝᴉlǝq ʎpoqoN

One day, the seven dwarfs went off to work in the mines, while Snow White stayed at home as usual to cook their lunch. However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found they all fell down a deep canyon on their way there. Crying, Snow White shouted down "Hello - is anyone there??? Can you hear me???" Then a voice floated up from down below: "The Dutch team will win!". "Thank God!" said Snow White, "at least Dopey's still alive!".

Who the hell is Dutch, when when did he get a football team? He a quarterback or something?

I'll have you know I'm Dutch and I take offense to that! :P

And Hey. I just nailed Venus!

Now I'm working on the hidden alien chick.

One would think that in trying to penetrate Venus the sulfuric acid clouds in the upper atmosphere would be pretty harsh on one's exposed manhood.

Don't take offense to being Dutch. You didn't have a choice after all. :D

Still easier than kicking the ball in the net for some people.

I am going to assume something not very interesting happened in the Soccer world. A sport that is as interesting to me as Deus Ex. :P

In other news: Belgium is number 1 in the world! (Since I am from belgium, living in The Netherlands, yesterday was weird ;) )

Did they lose a match or something like that?
I'm not sure as I don't watch football. xD

Lost to the Czech Republic and failed to qualify for Euro 2016. (Which I only know thanks to Google. I don't follow that either. I didn't even know about our own shitty team's losses (though I did know it was shitty and was losing).