Received my very first paycheck in Denmark. Actually, first one ever. Now I feel rich and ready to retire.

Must be one hell of a check! :P

Seriously. Congrats. :D

Actually, it's not that either. It is approximately (with 1024 bits of precision):
60.26785714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285 71428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571428571 4285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285714285706%

It should be obvious that this is a repeating decimal.

(Note: I wouldn't trust the last 2 digits of that value.)

Thanks, I am very excited.

Check itself is digital and password protected, that was new to me. Didn't know how to open it at first. I think I can buy a comfy chair, a fishing pole, two worms and a thermos of coffee. Maybe also a newspaper. What else do I need for retirement?

That was really funny, Mr e.

It was funny because you put :D after it.

Being able to eat solid food again. I've had illness lately that put me on a liquid-only diet for about 2 weeks, but digestion is working properly to some degree again.

Finally!! Eye of the Golem dropped! Something like 15 kills later :P

Waking up on a cold Winter morning and being toasty-warm after snuggling with my puppy.

He is so warm and adorably snuggly, and gives the best morning kisses.

My orange tomcat recovered completely! Little feline devil, though, now refuses to be a good boy and sleep cuddled next to me, he prowls outside all night long, trying to find a mate! The nerve, those adult felines have...

Also, i had a constant random stomachache since a few days ago and some feeling of burning inside it, like liquid fire. I used to eat regularly extra spicy food in the past, but i have stopped doing so without me actually noticing. Today, after a really long time, i ate my food with an extra spicy dose of seasoning, made of multiple types of pepper (cayenne, black, grind ginger, dried seeds from spicy vegetable pepper variety) and not only did i enjoy my hot, extra spicy meal, but also after some time, my stomach calmed down entirely and i feel as if i am in heaven! Damn what strange things are those? Spicy stuff cured my stomachache instead of worsening it? Damn if i understand anything, anymore...

Just came back from taking Jake for a walk along the beach.

He's so cute that he's a chick magnet, and while they were patting and playing with him I could see their cleavage.

Sharks Lose!
Sharks Lose!

Praise God, the Sharks Lose!!!

Silence heathen, you will burn in eternal damnation for engaging in homoerectus behaviour and being anally-receptive.

You're going to roast in Hell for engaging in debauchery and sins of the flesh.

Hey hey hey! I know they've had a bit of a rough year, but the [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharks_(rugby_union)]sharks[/url] are a good team dammit!

Livin where I do and not some place where shit gets blown up every 3 days. Or where gettin a decent signal does not require a virgin sacrifice.

Did they wash up on shore or something? You cruel one nutted bastard ; )