HereForTheBeer: Wasn't able to get chemo today for the cat since his white blood cell count is a bit too low
WAIT A MINUTE!
No offense to cats because I adore cats but when I was going through chemo and my white blood cell count was too low I never got out of treatment! Shit, they gave me some horse pills and told me not to do anything too fatiguing, like stand up, talk, or take deep breaths.
Clearly I was expandable and felines aren't.
Of course now that I think about it I can't really argue the logic of it. I mean, cats are smart and cute and coordinated and.....who am I kidding? The cat wins every time!