I am amused, with 8 games in three years and from the ones visible only one not a freebie (got Witcher 3 with you nVidia card?) you're probably one of GOG's most important customers...
With zero friends you're also a very important multiplier - all your friends will see that you play those many awesome games and may want to have them too...
Now seriously, I don't understand why you keep repeating that people here are against having achievements or cloud saves. A few people said there would have been more important things to fix... but that's a matter of personal preference.