I notice that the Golem has אֶמֶת (truth) written on it, so I erase the אֶ leaving מֶת (dead) behind, so now the Golem is dead.

I then throw the deactivated Golem back.

(Yes, this is how one version of the Golem myth works.)

(Also, let's hope the Hebrew posts correctly; it interacts strangely with backspace and delete.)

I throw in a leather-bound Hebrew dictionary to make typing easier

^ throws a modern phone with an app on there for doing Google Translating type of stuff, translating languages

^ I drop a crank powerbank on a desert island

^ Drops a Ghost Recon team to do a Desert Siege and also cause some Island Thunder.

^ *throws a team of ghost Ghost Recon operatives to terminate a team of paranormal investigators with extreme prejudice*

EDIT: (This episode will never be aired on cable.)

*throws a bunch of scientists, who are investigating mundane (that is, not paranormal) aspects of the universe*

^ *throws this statement*

^ "Rare is the scientist, who find their fields of study to be mundane, exempli gratia, Astrophysicists, Cosmologists, Asteroseismologists, Helioseismologists, Heliophysicists, Exoplanetologists, Astrogeologists, Exogelogists, et all."

*throws a sheet of paper*

On that paper is written a single sentence: "Everything written on this sheet of paper is false."

^ *throws this*

EDIT:
(url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8)
*see 4:20

^ throws SkyNet

^ throws a link to a "buy this domain" page

I throw money at the web host and fill the address with softcore but still very illegal porn.

*throws a worm, similar to the Morris worm, that infects the web host and then spreads all over the internet*

^ *throws the worm into a bottle of Mezcal to drown it and render it effectively inert*