^ I want to go, but i'm afraid Lego might be packing a lego golf club behind his back somewhere

< I'm also too afraid to check

v Will you do me the honors and make sure everything is safe?

^ nothing is truly safe

< self reliant

v Who can you trust?

^ My sword, but only when the clouds are set to fast-foward.
< Wants to see my enemies driving before I do and hear their women lament how bad it is.
v Were you expecting Conan quotes?

^ Will you be Bach in a Minuet and Handel things, making a few notes while I am away so I won't get all Baroque up?

< Trekkie/Trekker

v Captain, should I send down a security detail?

^ Too late for that, we should settle for Viscera Clean-up Detail instead.
< Loves cleaning gore 1,000x more than making it.
v Which would you rather do: Clean up after extra-messy murder-hobos, or cleanly eliminate targets without a trace?

^ Garret: I'd rather sneak about, take all the loot, and leave without a trace ;)
< G: Except that loot GOG calls Hitman GOTY edition....hard pass
v G: Do you know the muffin man?

^ Yes I know the muffin-man, the one who lives on Drury Lane?
< She's married to the muffin-man...
v Run run run as fast as you can; you can't catch me, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!

^ Not the gumdrop buttons >:O
< Uses the chair....to sit down for a bit
v Do you like Pina Coladas, and/or getting caught in the rayne?

^ "Pina Coladas" sounds like a Mexican food, so I wouldn't hold my breath.
< Loves Italian food though, and not just pizza.
v What's your favorite pasta?

^ Angel Hair
< used to eat at The Olive Garden until they started mixing in pork with the beef to make meat sauce
v You hate liver, don't you?

^ I thought I would, but I don't think so.
< Downloading Deadly Premonition for the road.
v We're talking about animal liver, right?

^ yes, one cannot survive without ones own

< loathes all "organ meat"

v Does liverwurst have liver in it?

^ If not, I want to rage over false advertising even though I don't care that much.
< It sounds like something to avoid regardless.
v Now onto Resident Evil...FOUR!

^ Enjoy and tell the whacky merchant we all said hi :)
< I myself love liverwurst(one of my parents got me to try it long ago)
v What does the fox say?