Posted February 05, 2016
What did the tomato sauce say to the spaghetti chasing after it?
"Can't CATCH-UP with me!"
"Can't CATCH-UP with me!"
LesterKnight99
OBEY
Registered: Nov 2013
From United States
evilnancyreagan
Swims in Cobwebs
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted February 05, 2016
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?
the headlines read:
Small Medium at Large!
the headlines read:
Small Medium at Large!
_Slaugh_
Feel the beat!
Registered: Apr 2011
From Canada
Posted February 05, 2016
What goes " Vroom... screech... vroom... screech... vroom... screech " ?
A blonde at a flashing red light.
A blonde at a flashing red light.
fishbaits
7/4/2012 - 9/5/2017
Registered: Apr 2012
From Ukraine
Posted May 12, 2017
A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling its load onto the carriage way.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.