That does it!
Heads it's the officer in the bathroom, tails it's the coworker.
*flip*
Edit: Landed on the edge. Dang.

Pretty sure the edge is [url=http://Maintenance Man]Maintenance Man[/url]

No? Sigh. Fine.

Unvote
Vote Cow-orker.

Yay!!! Finally!!!!

You chose...poorly!

No jokey, pokey.

Is this you speaking in character, or chiming in from the peanut gallery.

As I recall, you're on the prosecution team, and the coworker is your own damn witness. You should like what he/she has to say, no?

Cow orker? Is that a kind of ork that flings cows to the enemy?

Someone gave in, now bring the evidence, Mr. Puzzlemaster... just hoping her co-worker isn't just a humanoid
red herring with legs, we had enough of those (and really doesn't matter whether or not they have legs) :P

More like an orc that does very inappropriate things to cows, things better left to the realm of imagination...

Edit: Words

ORK not ORC. Different kind.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ork

Based on how the last game went, I'm pretty much assuming that, unless we get lucky, anyone who hasn't already put in a verdict is just going to sit until everything is on the table, barring some surprise evidence.

The chance to be first is already off the table, so unless there's sufficient basis to make a different diagnose than the one at hand, my only real interest is seeing the unusual options (thus the maintenance man). But otherwise I think we're just going to churn through all the options unless we actually get lucky along the way.

Which we probably won't, and we'll see all the remaining evidence and then conclude that, indeed, it was Archie all along for the reasons that were reasonably clear in the OP.

Most of my comments are peanut gallery style. I only have a single piece of information you don't have, and it is directly related to my character (such as it is), not the case at hand. I'm not really any more informed about what is going on than you are.

While I haven't said so previously, the first piece of evidence I'd have chosen if I were actually voting would have been the Maintenance Man.

Edit: Besides, the Maintenance Man is ALSO a prosecution witness.

Well, since it will surely take some time, I will retire for now with my friend, a bottle of Captain Jack Rum. :-)

Oh, he actually DECIDED on something?! Unbelievable.
Welp, looks like the coworker will be speaking. The judge will call for silence once she's available.

So no silence yet? Yay, let the fireworks begin!!!
Bang, Pow, Boooom!!!

Finally a clear hint at the coworker's gender... It's a SHE! :D

Let the theories (and conspiracy) kick in!

REDVWIN