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sunshinecorp: Oh, you're talking to a proud owner of this:

<span class="bold">9 Million Scoville Capsaicin Extract</span>
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yogsloth: That shit is bananas.

Have you actually attempted to consume any?
Not that crazy, yet. But one day I will be.
For comparison: a tabasco pepper is 30k to 50k on the Scoville scale, a habanero can reach 350k and the famed Carolina Reaper can reach 2,2 million.
I am talking NINE MILLION here.
Post edited March 02, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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sunshinecorp: Not that crazy, yet. But one day I will be.
At that level, it's a neurotoxin. That's literal death in a bottle.
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sunshinecorp: Not that crazy, yet. But one day I will be.
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yogsloth: At that level, it's a neurotoxin. That's literal death in a bottle.
I think he's planning to make a meal for his in-laws with it.
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sunshinecorp: Not that crazy, yet. But one day I will be.
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yogsloth: At that level, it's a neurotoxin. That's literal death in a bottle.
Well, death is pretty much guaranteed if you try to eat it. It's supposed to be used as a food additive, a very very tiny dose in a whole lot of food is safe but painful.
Post edited March 02, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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yogsloth: At that level, it's a neurotoxin. That's literal death in a bottle.
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sunshinecorp: Well, death is pretty much guaranteed if you try to eat it. It's supposed to be used as a food additive, a very very tiny dose in a whole lot of food is safe but painful.
But how does it compare to Habanerose?
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sunshinecorp: Well, death is pretty much guaranteed if you try to eat it. It's supposed to be used as a food additive, a very very tiny dose in a whole lot of food is safe but painful.
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zeogold: But how does it compare to Habanerose?
I'd say it's around 30 times hotter.
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zeogold: But how does it compare to Habanerose?
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sunshinecorp: I'd say it's around 30 times hotter.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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Habanerose:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
You gonna let him badmouth you like that?!
Post edited March 02, 2016 by zeogold
Maxvorstadt rushes into the courtroom
Sorry, the tires of my bycicle were stolen and I had to spend the whole time at the police station where some dumb assh..., I mean, some not so intelligent police officer, wasn`t able to understand me correctly and therefore it took nearly forever to make my criminal charge.
I heard there`s a box? Well, I love birthday presents, even if they come too early! :-)
I think we should open it and.... Urgh, what`s that smell?
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Maxvorstadt: Maxvorstadt rushes into the courtroom
Sorry, the tires of my bycicle were stolen and I had to spend the whole time at the police station where some dumb assh..., I mean, some not so intelligent police officer, wasn`t able to understand me correctly and therefore it took nearly forever to make my criminal charge.
I heard there`s a box? Well, I love birthday presents, even if they come too early! :-)
I think we should open it and.... Urgh, what`s that smell?
I'm assuming that's a vote.
In which case, let's crack this thing open!
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Maxvorstadt: Maxvorstadt rushes into the courtroom
Sorry, the tires of my bycicle were stolen and I had to spend the whole time at the police station where some dumb assh..., I mean, some not so intelligent police officer, wasn`t able to understand me correctly and therefore it took nearly forever to make my criminal charge.
I heard there`s a box? Well, I love birthday presents, even if they come too early! :-)
I think we should open it and.... Urgh, what`s that smell?
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zeogold: I'm assuming that's a vote.
In which case, let's crack this thing open!
Well, I heard that crack is not good for your health. But yeah I vote for hitting this thing like in an RPG until it opens!
But gimme some time to cover my nose!
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zeogold: I'm assuming that's a vote.
In which case, let's crack this thing open!
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Maxvorstadt: Well, I heard that crack is not good for your health. But yeah I vote for hitting this thing like in an RPG until it opens!
But gimme some time to cover my nose!
Oh yeah baby! LEMMY SMASH!
The rocker produces a crowbar from who-knows-where and attacks the box with it.
Post edited March 02, 2016 by sunshinecorp
The box's lid cracks open!
The judge calls for silence! The Puzzlemaster begins to examine the contents of the box.
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Maxvorstadt: Well, I heard that crack is not good for your health. But yeah I vote for hitting this thing like in an RPG until it opens!
But gimme some time to cover my nose!
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sunshinecorp: Oh yeah baby! LEMMY SMASH!
The rocker produces a crowbar from who-knows-where and attacks the box with it.
Well, I hope you know, that this is a high level box with a more than just decent armor class. Don`t say you were not warned!!
Good Lord!
It's full of...RED HERRINGS!
Post edited March 02, 2016 by zeogold
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zeogold: Good Lord!
It's full of...red herrings!
Oh my god, the end is nigh!!