not soon enough... im smashing the custom pirates. WE CAN TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE THE YOOOONIVEEEEEERSE!

For some reason (might be listening to Powerslave a lot lately) I can't get Rime of the Ancient Mariner out of my head.

SHIET! TOTAL CONQUEST OF IT SO I CAN MAKE RUM THE OFFICIAL SPACE DRINK!

Protip: Never mix rum with whiskey.

Rumskey is fine, but beware of Redrum; All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!

Unless its running in the grand national... then put ALL your money on it... all of it!

Who is his right mind would do that? I mean is it actually a "thing"?

Well if you're already drunk it is though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vOVfdTjdNY

I did it once. I was 17 and didn't know any better. I was still drunk most of the next day.

Excuse my french but you must have gotten shitfaced for good.

Once I drank a whole coconut flavored rum bottle with a friend on a sunday, shots to be exact... Man we got so drunk with that thing I was still reeking of coconut escent the next day when we went to school. NEVER AGAIN DRANK COCONUT FLAVORED RUM.

:( coconut rum shots? gag even worse would be downing some creme de menthe

I was so shitfaced that I didn't care about the 500 or so mosquitoes feasting on my flesh that night as I was wrapped around a tree, puking my guts up and trying not to fall into said puke. We were camping.

I found out last week that absinthe is way the fuck overrated.

Tasted like a glass of black jellybeans.
Banana rum on the otherhand....

The thing about absinthe is really two things: One, it contains opium, two it's licorice based. If you like neither, there's no point in absinthe. :)

It's also illegal here in the States, however the powers that be have no problem handing out scripts for oxycontin and getting people hooked, then cutting them dry and said people become heroin addicts. (I have a family member who worked in a drug rehab and knows all about why there's a huge epidemic of H bomb users these days here in the States)

Am I sounding cynical? Sorry. I forgot to put on my bullshit-protectors this morning. Long week. Yes, I feel for these people, because heroin is literally cheaper for many of them than buying oxycontin. And what does that tell you? And for the record, never touched the H bomb myself and used to despise junkies.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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