Leucius: Ok ok ok.... So people are saying the Cave ain't the same...

I'm here to tell you that I now declare 2016 the year of the Venison! We've got venison steak, venison burgers, venison on your venison while you eat venison in your venison boxers.

If that weren't enough, we just recently received a brand new supply of GNU meat in convenient play-doh sized packages.

Oh but Leuleu, that's got to be lame. Isn't there more, you say?

WELL YES OF COURSE!

I just have to think of it... hrmm... oh... uh... Mandatory Fun rules go into effect IMMEDIATELY! Fox, pour me a beer, brother, I'm gonna end my hiatus and slowly sip a brew with you and the hermits.

Also, DO THE HUMPTY DANCE COME ON NOW DO THE HUMPTY DANCE!

And while we're at it: IT'S MY PEROGATIVE! I CAN DO WHAT-I-WANNA-DOOO

Stay away from the clam chowder. That is all.

Yezemin: *raucous applause*

*starts roasting venison on her campfire* We didn't need those chairs, did we?

Leucius: We did not need those chairs. I was planning a love in on the new shag carpet I bought from the rainy-day fund to replace the puke and cheese saturated bear rug.

Gnostic: Use easy clean polypropylene carpet then.

Else just use some paper as the carpet so you can burn them afterwards.

Leucius: Ok ok ok.... So people are saying the Cave ain't the same...

I'm here to tell you that I now declare 2016 the year of the Venison! We've got venison steak, venison burgers, venison on your venison while you eat venison in your venison boxers.

If that weren't enough, we just recently received a brand new supply of GNU meat in convenient play-doh sized packages.

Oh but Leuleu, that's got to be lame. Isn't there more, you say?

WELL YES OF COURSE!

I just have to think of it... hrmm... oh... uh... Mandatory Fun rules go into effect IMMEDIATELY! Fox, pour me a beer, brother, I'm gonna end my hiatus and slowly sip a brew with you and the hermits.

Also, DO THE HUMPTY DANCE COME ON NOW DO THE HUMPTY DANCE!

And while we're at it: IT'S MY PEROGATIVE! I CAN DO WHAT-I-WANNA-DOOO

Stay away from the clam chowder. That is all.

chadjenofsky: Let's make some venison sausages for the chimp!

Leucius: <snip>
I just have to think of it... hrmm... oh... uh... Mandatory Fun rules go into effect IMMEDIATELY! Fox, pour me a beer, brother, I'm gonna end my hiatus and slowly sip a brew with you and the hermits.
...

foxworks: *Pours a nice tall stout and slides it across the hermit bar*

foxworks: *Pours a nice tall stout and slides it across the hermit bar*

Gnostic: Put something in it and continue sliding it.

Leucius: Thanks!
Leucius: Wait... What's this sausage chip doing in my beer?!?

Gnostic: Try identify what is in it by smell
http://www.belgiansmaak.com/off-flavours-in-beer-off-flavours/

Made a beer fox cannot resist and slides it across

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Off Flavour: Cheesy

Chemical Name: Isovaleric

How to Identify: This one smells like stale cheese or sweaty socks.

What it is: Isovaleric flavour notes are characteristic of some beer styles, e.g. India Pale Ale. Typical ‘cheesy’ characters are often associated with beers of very high bitterness. In pale lager beers, isovaleric character is regarded as an off flavour.

How it is caused: Isovaleric off flavours are generally introduced by old hops. The compound arises as hops age and lose their bitter alpha acids, producing a flavour typified by flavours of cheese, sweat or must.
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tinyE: I hate venison. Some places where I live it's all they serve.

I currently have six different types of venison sausage in my fridge at this moment!