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Gnostic: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
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zeogold: The letter M.
Forward it is heavy, but backward it is not?
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zeogold: The letter M.
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Crewdroog: why is a raven like a writing desk?
"Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"
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zeogold: The letter M.
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Gnostic: Forward it is heavy, but backward it is not?
A ton.

Hey, come on guys, this is too early. I've seen most of 'em already, anyways. Wait a day or two, I'm planning on making a post specifically for this purpose, you know. It'll be called "Stump the Puzzlemaster!". I'm opening it just as soon as I finish the one _Slaugh_ gave me. Don't exhaust your supply.
Post edited January 13, 2016 by zeogold
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Crewdroog: why is a raven like a writing desk?
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zeogold: "Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"
;)
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Gnostic: Don't Dino make their own bubbles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xa2x9VjDmU&hl=en-GB&gl=SG
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Crewdroog: ah, i was close. i thought it was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLVxvQ3a2n8
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Leucius: *Glub glub glub....*
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Crewdroog: *screams at water* Now use the knife in your pocket and come up very, very, very fast!
*Gasps for air* AHHHHHHH.... I'm tired after all that physical exertion. Goodnight... *crawls in his hidey hole*
Just a quick pop in here, you can write your own material and still be a bubblegum band and you can have a team of writers and not be bubblegum because...ya know...bubblegum is a genre! And having a team of writers does NOT make you any less of a "real" musician than someone who wrote all of their own music, nor does writing all your own stuff make you a better musician, it just means you can write your own stuff! A solid singer who can't write their own music>A terrible singer who can write a solid song.

-Signed, a musician.

PS: The Beatles suck.
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NoNewTaleToTell: Just a quick pop in here, you can write your own material and still be a bubblegum band and you can have a team of writers and not be bubblegum because...ya know...bubblegum is a genre! And having a team of writers does NOT make you any less of a "real" musician than someone who wrote all of their own music, nor does writing all your own stuff make you a better musician, it just means you can write your own stuff! A solid singer who can't write their own music>A terrible singer who can write a solid song.

-Signed, a musician.

PS: The Beatles suck.
Ah, finally, I get to use this:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/583/040/cff.png
Yeah, what is up with people having their own tastes? We all have to like the same things and anybody who doesn't is just a troll!

Anyway, doesn't change the fact that the Beatles are the most overrated band ever, barely beating out Nirvana for that prestigious spot.
Post edited January 13, 2016 by NoNewTaleToTell
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NoNewTaleToTell: Yeah, what is up with people having their own tastes? We all have to like the same things and anybody who doesn't is just a troll!

Anyway, doesn't change the fact that the Beatles are the most overrated band ever, barely beating out Nirvana for that prestigious spot.
Oh, my bad, I thought you were legitimately trolling/trying to get a rise out of people. Arguments like that are typically bait, but if you're serious, I'll respect you about it.
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Crewdroog: why is a raven like a writing desk?
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zeogold: "Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"
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Gnostic: Forward it is heavy, but backward it is not?
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zeogold: A ton.

Hey, come on guys, this is too early. I've seen most of 'em already, anyways. Wait a day or two, I'm planning on making a post specifically for this purpose, you know. It'll be called "Stump the Puzzlemaster!". I'm opening it just as soon as I finish the one _Slaugh_ gave me. Don't exhaust your supply.
Let me try again.

There are 5 terraced houses painted 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. None of them smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. However two of the houses have the same pet. Which two of the houses have dogs as the same pet?

The German lives in the white house.
The owner of the Blue house does not drink coke
The green house is on the left of the red house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the Blue house smokes Dunhill
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the leftmost house
The man who smokes Bluemaster lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The British smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the Yellow house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks tea
Post edited January 13, 2016 by Gnostic
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zeogold: "Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"

A ton.

Hey, come on guys, this is too early. I've seen most of 'em already, anyways. Wait a day or two, I'm planning on making a post specifically for this purpose, you know. It'll be called "Stump the Puzzlemaster!". I'm opening it just as soon as I finish the one _Slaugh_ gave me. Don't exhaust your supply.
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Gnostic: Let me try again.

There are 5 terraced houses painted 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. None of them smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. However two of the houses have the same pet. Which two of the houses have dogs as the same pet?

The German lives in the white house.
The owner of the Blue house does not drink coke
The green house is on the left of the red house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the Blue house smokes Dunhill
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the leftmost house
The man who smokes Bluemaster lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The British smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the Yellow house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks tea
Oh, come on! A variation of Einsteins Riddle? I've solved that like twice already. Give me a while to make myself up a chart and I'll solve it tomorrow, but rest assured that I'm used to these sort of logic puzzles.
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zeogold: "Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"

A ton.

Hey, come on guys, this is too early. I've seen most of 'em already, anyways. Wait a day or two, I'm planning on making a post specifically for this purpose, you know. It'll be called "Stump the Puzzlemaster!". I'm opening it just as soon as I finish the one _Slaugh_ gave me. Don't exhaust your supply.
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Gnostic: Let me try again.

There are 5 terraced houses painted 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. None of them smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. However two of the houses have the same pet. Which two of the houses have dogs as the same pet?

The German lives in the white house.
The owner of the Blue house does not drink coke
The green house is on the left of the red house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the Blue house smokes Dunhill
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the leftmost house
The man who smokes Bluemaster lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The British smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the Yellow house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks tea
I think old age has settled into my brain. I can't see a reference to dogs anywhere???
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Gnostic: Let me try again.

There are 5 terraced houses painted 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. None of them smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. However two of the houses have the same pet. Which two of the houses have dogs as the same pet?

The German lives in the white house.
The owner of the Blue house does not drink coke
The green house is on the left of the red house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the Blue house smokes Dunhill
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the leftmost house
The man who smokes Bluemaster lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The British smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the Yellow house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks tea
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CARICATUREKILB: I think old age has settled into my brain. I can't see a reference to dogs anywhere???
That is not needed if you know which pets the other house has.
Sigh. For hermits you sure do a lot of thinking. *Ba dum tiss*
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Leucius: Sigh. For hermits you sure do a lot of thinking. *Ba dum tiss*
I only ever claimed to be a Puzzlemaster.
Sorry if I've indirectly derailed your bar, here (if that's even possible), by the way.
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Leucius: Sigh. For hermits you sure do a lot of thinking. *Ba dum tiss*
And no drinking! numpties!