cow shit? please, i'm not wasteful, you got a whole cow thrown at ya. Hmm, seems i was a little off. let me just reload and i'll show you again. *begins shoving a holstein onto the cow-tapult* You could use some Vitamin D.

Edit: oh god dammit you and leucius need to change your avatars so i don't get confused. grr. now i'm sending you a holstein and a jersey.

If a cow makes impact with a solid surface after being launched through the air, I'm pretty goddamn positive that at least a little fecal matter is going to expel itself from the cow's rectum. You can't argue physics here. And don't try and push your vitamin D drugs on me. I won't have it. You are a very wicked person. First you throw innocent quadrupeds around, then you try and offer illicit drugs to your victims in order to placate them. Evil. You are pure evil.

oh no no, you misunderstand. I wasn't saying there wasn't cow shit, there was plenty inside and around the heifer. I was merely informing you that there was much more than just shit. One cannot just use what you need from the cow (in this case poop) and not the rest. how wasteful. No, I use the whole cow. nothing is wasted.

AND YOU BETTER DRINK YOUR MILK!!!! *fills knapsack sprayer with milk and runs at Emob*

Serving milk with hands covered in filthy cow shit. Environmental terrorism. Now we know how the black death spread so fast through Europe. Poopie-milk!

You just stay away from me, you hear? You keep that doo-doo tainted tit-water away from me!

We do have similar avatars, it's true.

EDIT: Also saw a tweet from an author on twitter who's trying to establish himself. He'd apologized for being obsessive about getting people to read his new book. Shared my insights into trying to build a fanbase, and that all artists go through it.... It really does seem to me you have to be in the right place at the right time.

I know I was pretty obsessed about getting people to like me. These days are different, in that I truly create music for the sake of creation... Yes, it's true, I DID have an absurd notion that I'd be able to make a living off of my recordings, but I'm not talented enough to do so.

Strange, lonely thoughts in the hermit cave at 1:46 AM when all the other hermits are preoccupied, and I'm tired but my body doesn't want to sleep yet.

Also: I counter the cow-apult with my sling-poo-jitsu form.

...and both of them are reminiscent of BillyMays59 - despite the lack of a Fallout connection.
Maybe that's what he's selling ;)

yes, but now he has the pied piper or something going on now, so my confusion is only limited to those two :)
*opens umbrella* How dare you reuse my weaponized poo against me! You do realize, this means war! *drags out crate o'crap"

To be fair, I've been using this avatar (with a few months' exception in the middle somewhere) since 2008, when I was known as CymTyr.

That's Ian Anderson. Look him up. :D

No! you must change for me! bow to my will! ;)

*points at tinfoil nun outfit on a dinosaurus

*stealthily adds a lightening rod to it, with a grounding wire trailing down the long shiny belt*

Newp. Sorry. Bow to MY will and scratch my back mwhahahahahaha.

must....resist...urge...to...scratch...!!! *fights against self*
*struts around* yes, but I do make it look great! *bends funny and tears outfit*

Is anyone else getting annoyed by all the DLC shenanigans recently? I mean, Pillars of Eternity was surely expensive enough to deserve a complete release, without cashing in on DLCs a few months afterwards and Shelter 2 is hardly big enough to deserve a costly DLC at all. That content should have been definitely part of its initial release. Not much motivation left for me to buy any further games at release or even pre-order at the moment.