I've been meaning to ask, did you want that back now?

your wife!??!?!?

HELL NO!!!!!


O________o

Your loss. *sniffs, then eats cheese stick*

One more thing:
might be getting this thread locked soon as it appears the "self contratulationary bullshit and reacharound thread" (and all the key drops and other shit that go with it) are far more popular on here than the need that this was born from. Please voice your opinions.

*quietly slips cheese cupboard key back in fox's pocket and slinks away*

Would be sad to see this thread go. =(

I mean, where else can you get Stooner's Brew? And my signature line of sausages???? 0_0

Do not want to see it get locked. This is pretty much the only thread I read daily, and post in near-daily.

Fight drama with drama? That's always a good idea... And a "Forum sucks, please lock the Hermit Cave" PM will surely convince the Blues that the "self contratulationary bullshit and reacharound thread" is without substance and completely blown out of proportion (it's really blown out of proportion - which is a sad thing, because there's a true core and a valid call for action hidden deep inside).

Do what all bartenders do when there's a riot. Barricade the doors and windows, have your shotgun ready, stay inside and keep your place clean.

*starts busing the tables*

*cleans the monkey feces off of the chairs*

*repairs the self serve vodka machine*

*starts serving*

What can I get you?

Anyone?

errrrr

DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE!!!

Nah, I say keep it open. I believe there's enough interest to keep it going. Those other threads will likely burn out.

Fresh baked cheese biscuits! $1 each! Come and get them

*turns out empty pockets*. Awww, c'mon!

i say keep her open. Honestly, this and the conversation thread are the last bastions of sanity (i can't believe I just wrote that) in the forums. The conversation thread is like the tea party and this one is like the bar. We need both. I may not post in here much, but I always do enjoy reading the fun.

Well okay then. Faith in hermitude restored.

Now...

Who got the beef jerky?!