please let it be choko cake!

*brings in the kielbasa and bratwurst*

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCK YOU!

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To celebrate I will break one of the very founding rules, I will be throwing a HERMIT CAVE GIVEAWAY in about 12 hours time in this very thread.

HERMIT PERMITS REQUIRED!
- only those that have made use of the Hermit Cave prior to this post may enter.

Details will follow in roughly 12 hours from this post.

meantime, pull up a yak, try out the jacuzzi and dont forget to eat your curried GOGbear!

I think its yak cheese cake!

congrats and hell yeah i will eat a whole curried GOGbear!

is there anyone planning to try the yak cheese cake? 0_0

In honor of the jacuzzi I unshowered (I rolled around on grass that had just been sprayed with stuff ending with "cide" and something called "agent orange")

*grab a tray of curried gogbear and jump into the jacuzzi.

I don't know what the ape was talking about, it's very bubbly. I wonder why all the bubbles seem centered around me though.

same reason nobody will que behind you at the bank
*forces large slice into apehaters' mouth and then makes him chew and swallow

...how is it?! O____o

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NOW GET UP OFFA THAT THING!

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Sure, if you're able to convince the girl with the thong to sit somewhere else.

*tries to enjoy the jacuzzi, but faints immediately

*rubs eyes

are you SURE thats not Stooner after a strategic shave?!

*starts grilling brats and kielbasas*

Sausage for everyone!

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GET ON UP!

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Coke or Pepsi?

This cave is awful musty after a year! Need to open up some windows in here ;-)

last time somebody tried that it involved a sledgehammer and a back injury - its a cave.

you can use some febreeze if it helps

*points at foxworks dribbling in corner

just dont "use" it like he did! O______o

I've brought some Afri-Cola.

Well, at least it sounds better than Fukola Cola name wise.